Apple Inc Has To Publish Ads, “Samsung Didn’t Copy iPad” in UK
This amusing article dreams up some text which Apple could use in their apology ads, which they are being forced to publish on their UK site to confirm that Samsung tablets are not copy iPads, quote:
Samsung has never been cool — even a judge said so.
And judges are supercool. They wear simple black clothing like our co-founder. They even wear wigs.
The Samsung Galaxy Tab is to technology what the Edsel was to cars, New Coke was to Coke, and the prisoner who paints the yellow lines in the road is to art.
The Samsung Galaxy Tab is a butter croissant, unfrozen three days ago at Starbucks.
I believe there is no court ruling against being passive aggressive, so these suggestions seem good.
Read the full article for more rofl:
News Today Digest – Independent News Site.